PJs KI BARSAAT

"aisa kaunsa pakistani player has jiski date of birth nahi hai???...socho socho......ans: Umar Gul!!"

 

 

"Question: What do u call a Bee that lives inAmerica???.......Ans: USB"

 

 

"Pehle bhi karte the Dimag Ka DahiAbi bhi karte he wahi.,Pehle bhi karte the Dimag Ka DahiAbi bhi karte he wahi.,STAR PLUSRISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYI.."

 

 

"Aaj Kal bacho ko har chiz ki Azadi ho gai he,Aaj Kal bacho ko har chiz ki Azadi ho gai he,Sab Ladkiya dekti rah gai or DHONI ki shaadi ho gai he"

 

 

"Raja ko mili badi mushkil sa Rani....wahh...wahh.......Raja ko mili badi mushkil sa Rani.....Jstz Add Garam paani And CARRY ON jaani..... :P"

 

 

"Santa asked friend- Kya tumhare underwear me 2 chhed he?Friend- "No"Santa: " to phir taangein kahan se daalta he.??"

 

 

"Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.................aja aja dil nichode ....raat ki matki phode..."

 

 

"Here are three back to back PJ Questions for you all!!!!!!!!1.What comes after Dinner???2.And what comes before Dinner???3.What is the opposite of the Dinner????.......Nahi Pata???????????1. After Dinner comes E-ner.2. Before Dinner comes C-ner.3. Opposite of Dinner is Di-Nari"

 

 

"Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!"

 

 

"mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan... mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan................LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan..."

 

 

"Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?.............Socho"

Because UTI bank is now Axis bank

 

 

 

"menhgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. menhgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. .............. ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu..."

 

 

 

"Bahot hi ultimate CID Shayari !!! Arz kiya hai !! 1. No Matter what they told us , No Matter what they do !! Waah , waah !!! No Matter what they told us , No Matter what they do !! Waah !! Daya, dekho is laash se, Aati kyu nahi koi boo !!!..."

 

 

 

"Zindagi ne kiye hain bahut se Sitam ..Zindagi ne kiye hain bahut se Sitam ..Zindagi ne kiye hain bahut se Sitam ..MAA KASAM. SHAYARI KHATAM !..."

 

 

 

"Which is the only Actress in Bollywood who has a Natural Tan to her skin....??? . . . . . . . . . . ..........Nahi Pata ????Its very Simple ...Give it A try !!!!...Give Up ?????????????????????????????????????Neha "Dhoop"ia ...... :-)"

 

 

 

"which area of india are the women extra ordinarily taller than men ?? Any Idea??? Nahi Pata?? Simple hai!!!! Still Dont know?? What a shame !!! Ok, I shall tell !!!! It is !!!! She ~ Long..."

 

 

 

"Santa on his best again:Doctor to Santa:Aapki 1 kidney fail ho gyi hai?Santa rote huye..........Kitne numbron se...??"

 

 

 

"BEER pine se pehle sab bolte he cheers,BeEr pine se pehle sab bolte he cheers,"Arre o pushpa !!I hate tears"!"

 

 

 

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

 

 

 

"Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop? **** NO ****Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!"

 

 

 

"A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?""

 

 

 

"For people with strong hearts¦...AGAR TUM 90 TIMES PAAP KAROGE TOH 45 TIMES PAKDE JAOOGE...........WHY???????????...CAUSE.........*****************SIN 90 = COT 45 *****************"

 

 

 

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

 

 

 

Ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya- Tere smile me kya chamak h, tere smile me kya chamak h,wo muskura k boli- ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK H..!

 

 

 

Toot gai mere dil ki deewar brick by brick:- toot gai mere dil ki deewar brick by brick;- ;-)SO WHAT:->:->chutki me chipkaye FEWIKWIK!!.

 

 

 

"mere kamre me udte hai badal....wah wah..wah-wahmere kamre me udte hai badal....wah wah,wah-wah...........main likhta hoon kuch bhi or padte hai pagal,ab bolo wah-wah"

 

 

 

"ays "chemistry ka baap!!!! all scientists fail to answer this but luk at santa.....Ques- what liquid turns solid on heating?...........santa- besan ke pakode""

 

 

 

"Wat is the cube of 13?Suroor,bczTERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR"

 

 

 

"Why a heartbroken person doesnt need general knwldge?Kyunki jb dil hi toot gaya toh "GK" kya karenge"

 

 

 

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing? Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

 

 

 

"Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge?NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL"."

 

 

 

"Mare hue insan ke mooh me kya daloge?Birla plus cement, kyuki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI""

 

 

 

"This PJ will knock ur head In bollywood who can tell future of Amir Khan? Ans: KOENA MITRA coz Amir sang in 3 Idiots.. KOENA jaane apna future kya hoga!"

 

 

 

"Girl:Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten KareHansi Mazaq KareOr Raton Ko Muje songs SunayeSanta:Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo."

 

 

 

"3 + 3 = 8 Bataao Kaise? . . . . .Bataao Bataaon!. . . . . Nahi Pata?!! . . . . Arre Galati se!!!!!!!!!!! :P"

 

 

 

Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ, Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ, Pudhil Station Santa cruz... Agla Station Santa cruz.. Next Station Santacruz.

 

 

 

"sardar was travelling in a plane going to bangalore. while landing he shouted "bangalore!! bangalore!!"...air-hostess: Be silent!sardar: ok.... angalore!! angalore!!"