Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Monday, February 28, 2011

It pays to know your customer


A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.    

A friend asked,   "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.  
But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.  

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First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting.  
Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.  
Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.  
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.

"Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend.

"The hell it should have!" said the salesman.  
"No one told me they read from right to left!"  

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Why girls don't love software-guys!!

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

This is called Innovation

For all those with high spirits...

DEAD Pieces ARE TO BE DRUNK by the killer.

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Monday, June 28, 2010

Santa Banta Jokes

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Monday, May 24, 2010

Aajcha Suvichaar

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Friday, May 14, 2010

Funny Cartoons

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Saturday, May 08, 2010

Kya loge ? Kuchh Nai !!!


Whenever you ask people visiting your home, "kya loge?"
The usual reply has always been "Kuchh Nai".
Finally I have found "Kuchh Nahi", so feel free to serve your friends whenever they say "Kuchh Nai Lenge"
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If you doubt me then you can visit this...
www.kuchhnai.com