How to identify different citizens of India

Scenario 1 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. 

That's MUMBAI 

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Scenario 2 

Two guys are fighting.. Both of them take time out and call their friends on 

their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. 

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! 

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Scenario 3 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. 

The first two get together and beat him up. 
That's DELHI 

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Scenario 4 

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. 

That's AHMEDABAD 
BIZNIS IS BIZNIS

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Scenario 5 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. 

He writes a software program to stop the fight. 

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

That's BANGALORE 
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Scenario 6 

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 

A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. 

Peace settles in... 

That's CHENNAI 

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Scenario 7 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth 

and they start arguing about who's right. 

You are in KOLKATA 

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Scenario 8 

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, 

"don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting". 

That's KERALA ! 

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And the best one is .... 

Scenario 9 

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. 

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. 

You are in GOA !!!